많고 많은 인생사.
하지만 가끔은 수학처럼 명료하게 정리되는 경우도 많답니다 ^-^
한번 알아볼까요~? ^-^
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS (로맨스 수학)
1. Smart man + smart woman = romance
2. Smart man + dumb woman = affair
3. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
4. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE (변화의 경향)
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
OFFICE ARITHMETIC (사무 공식)
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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